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Your existence is influenced by your crush.
Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*
When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.
My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.
1. a male who is attached to a female's vagina
Yo, this nigga is always with his BITCH. HE'S BOWZY WHIP
Tony Blair, Bertie Ahern, Sylvio Burlesconi, John Howard, Steve Harper.
What's the difference between David Beckham and Tony Blair?
One's pussy whipped, the other's Bush whipped.
(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
Modifying a cheap car by trying to make it seem nicer than it really is.
Did you see how loud Tyler’s Subaru is? Who cares, it’s just a spic whip.
Whips crack and snap...so someone who is "whip-smart" is able to come up with an answer right away, and succinctly
The magazine was praised for its spirited, whip-smart analysis of and commentary on current events.