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An insane corn lobbyist who is twisting the arm of Government to put Ethanol in my Gasoline. Knowing that:
1. Ethanol consumes more energy to produce than it creates when burned. (pumping oil out of the ground, river water or wind through a turbine etc. produce energy - running a moon shine still consumes energy)
2. Reduces gas mileage by 30% when gasoline is polluted with 10% ethanol. Do the math - we are burning more petroleum not less!
3. Raises the cost of food by forcing up the price of corn.
4. Increases government spending. The government provides subsidy for gasoline with ethanol to make the consumer price close to real gasoline. $.51 cents of every gallon of 10% ethanol is coming from you the tax payer.
That whiskey dick is destroying our economy just to sell more corn no matter the consequences.
That whiskey dick should be shot!
I wonder what that whiskey dick's bonus was this year?
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1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”
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Whiskey throttle is when you are drunk off your ass and attempt to throttle an engine powered machine and bust your ass.
Jimmy was 3 shots in when he whiskey throttled that CRF50 into a tree!
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Phonetic Alphabet: Originated in the US Navy.
e.g. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie and so on..
The expression "cuss like a sailor" made the Navy look unprofessional or so they say-so in an effort to clean up the language used by Officers and Superiors. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
was adopted and has since then spread to the online community.
This ofcourse is means What The Fuck expressed with more emphasis on the *What the FUCK* of an alarming situation.
Officer: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot shipmate...Just where do you think your skating off to?"
online gamer: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...watch your fire!
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Just like a regular drick, but with whiskey dripping off your bell-end instead.
"You ever given a girl whiskey drick?"
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A sexual act where the female standing up while also bending overand the guy sits on a table and wraps his legs around her just to give her the best sexual experience of her life!!!!
Guy 1: Yo! i jus gave my girl a whiskey tickler last night.
Guy 2: Damn! thats raw as fuck i wish my bitch would let me do that.
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