clark high school

School where you sometimes question whether you are in the hood or not

I got my weed from Clark High School

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Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here

Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

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Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

Clark Kent Syndrome

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.

(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....

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Clark high school

There’s a bunch of hoes and white ppl that try to be ghetto and all the kids think they are cool by vaping in the bathrooms with there sourin or cool vape juul and they think they are cool by walking out of classrooms and getting into fights in he bathroom and getting suspended so they get a girlfriend

Did you see that fight? Oh yeah the one in clark high school

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wesley clark

Ruined his chances by being endorsed by the corpulent commie Mike Moore. He may as well had Fidel call here and say 'Clark '04!'. Unbeknownst to most people, he has voted Republican most of his life, and was a defense lobbyist who profited from the Iraq war he so staunchly opposes. Or does he? As you can see, not known for being a straight shooter.

Wesley Clark will crash and burn.

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Jimmy clarke

It means some who is a cunt or a pedo

Look at that jimmy clarke boys

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