When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z
Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?
- Oh yeah that just Will Mong
When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!