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When one picks up a book and reads the first twenty-five pages to discover whether it is any good.
Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.
Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
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A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook
Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship
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An email between two former friends that concretely describes a falling out they went through. This type of email is highly sacred and must never be shown to outsiders' eyes. Only the novelest of citizens are given the right to read it. These type of emails tend to inspire names of songs and destroy vans.
Aaron and Geoff had a falling out so they decided to write a 9 page email that goes through the emotions that they experienced.
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The obituary section of a newspaper.
I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.
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A defining moment when you realize the gods are aligned against you in pursuit of a goal...That and the realization that your handlers/advisors are either stupid or covertly sabotaging you.In either case they should all be fired.
ANCHORMAN:"Subsequent candidates looking to challenge SENATOR CLINTON have all suffered a PAGE 10 MOMENT. Leaving her little choice but to polish her acceptance speech."
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A page inside a browser that has a predominantly white background and an error message usually in the center.
These are very common on social networking sites, especially involving browser-based games such as those created by Zynga.
The purpose of a White Page of Death is usually to indicate a failure of communication among the client input (you), the main site's server, and the game site's server.
Or, in the case of a social site's own server failure, to inform you that the server is broken and can't find your information.
1. Typical White Page of Death in Facebook: "There are still a few kinks that Facebook and the makers of Pirates: Rule the Caribbean! are trying to mend out..."
2. Typical MySpace White Page of Death:
"Oops! An error has occurred. Please forward this to the MySpace tech team."
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A meme page that steals from other thriving meme pages or is just gay. Usually the admin is a fat ass 25 year old who lives in his mother's basement or a 12 year old addicted to hentai porn.
Jim: hey pam are you starting a meme page
Pam: yea but im stealing other people's memes
Dwight: oh no pam, you're a normie meme page
Michael: she probably has a few extra chromosomes
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