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A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.
See also "soccer mom".
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.
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An awesome girl, who plays hockey and is serious about it and good at it. this doesn't apply if you play on a girls or women's team, a hockey chick don't need a watered down no hitting game. she skates with the guys and leads the pack. her team respects her and she's most likely a redhead, totally gorgeous and she doesn't waste time on frilly girly crap when she can be on the ice she loves.
guy 1: hey you see that hot chick over there?
guy 2: yeah she's bomb man! you know her?
guy 1: yeh she's a hockey chick, starting center for the school, total bamf
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That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.
Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.
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Also known as "WISKER BISCUIT", Pussy, Twat, Etc.
"Daggum Jimbob, look at the hockey box on that little honey."
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Fucking Best game ever cause girls do it better
Bob: Did u see the guys hockey game last night?
Kate: Hell no i was rooting for the Womens Hockey team
Bob: Why
Kate: Girls Hockey rules guys Suck
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A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.
i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey
it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!
Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
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A very skilled person. Who can also be tough, or strong, he is one you would want on your team, with a wicked slapshot and pretty hecking awesome wrist shot. Get one and keep him
Wow thats a real hockey hayden
I love hockey hayden