wine braces

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

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wine corker

when taking a dump, one solid piece of fecal matter is shat. this is followed by butt piss.

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Pakistan Wine

The act of taking a tampon out of a girl then drinking the blood.

"Hey Steve guess what I did last night."

"What?"

"Gave that girl a Pakistan Wine!"

"Wow really how did it taste?"

"Like sour milk."

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Greek Wine

Diarrhea delivered to a mouth.

Greek wine makes the trombone rustier.

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wine-tea

The brilliant combination of wine and hot tea! Usually herbal tea is combined with white wine, and herbal or black with red.

Wow, this Franzia just got a lot better with the addition of tangerine tea... let's call it "wine-tea!"

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Duck Wine

Fanny Juice

No idea where it came from but I used to hear it a lot working behind the bar in the North of England..

It's a really sleezy term and pretty unpleasant when it's a customer asking a young bar girl for a glass of it.

"Can I have a glass of duck wine?" *slap*

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Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.

Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.

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