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a little creature with the smallest dick in town. also known to be a bastard, the Xavier has a huge brain hidden under his curly hair wig. that specimen is not afraid to buy the same shoes that you want and remind you how gorgeous his fucking sneakers are. dont trust him. in his natural habitat, the Xavier will watch tiktoks and drink starbucks, because you know, he’s the whitest bitch alive. he’s also gay but there is no problem with that. Xavier love’s to cook, drink alcool and wear his bathrobe like a real dad. people still love him tho, he’s dumb.
anyone talking to a Xavier:
- these shoes are so dope, i want to buy them
Xavier : 💳👟🏃🏻👀
How to describe it ? A Xavier is a such a good and caring man even if he appears so numb and completly detached from everything, once you get the chance to know him you'll discover a handsome funny and loving boy.
He hunappily makes unfunny jokes but you'll still laugh because he'll say something like "it's funny right ?".
He's kinda (totally) obsess with girls and asses but when he's in a relationship he's loyal, and will try to make you the happiest as possible.
He's also very cute and good looking, he unfortunatly know it, he has this thing you can't explain that'll make your heartbeat drop, your eyes will get stuck on his, his smile will attraction you.
He's not very good at sex but it won't matter for you because everything else is literally perfect with him, he'll give you the best cuddles after this messy moment (actually he'll give you them at any time)
Person 1 : "Look that's Margaux, she looks so happy !"
Person 2 : "That's normal she's Xavier's girlfriend !"
Margaux : Je t'aime, je ne dis pas ça parce que je suis bourrée, mais quand on est bourré c'est plus facile, je t'aime
Xavier is a smart guy, will help you when in need, if you mess with him he wont hesitate to ruin your day, a great friend and someone who will try to change your life for the better.
Has searched up poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz
Is smart as heck
Has probably said something like: i get all the hoes beach
and is very nice and hopes to be your friend
Xavier is the coolest,
But he searched poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz?
A literal God, if you found this you are under the power of Xavier
Xavier is watching, he is always watching
Will always be better than etienne no matter what the contest: cock size, muscle size amount of women shagged, skill in bed, how hot the women are.
Xavier is better than etienne