Yankee Bashem

Anyone who dislikes the New York Yankees with a passion.

James: 'Man I hope the Yankees lose tonight!'

Chris: 'You sure are a Yankee Bashem.'

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Yankee Tostada

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.

I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...

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Yankee Doodle

While fuckin a girl doggy style pull out and jump onto the girls back (like a Pony) cumming in her hair while singing "stuck a feature in her hat and called it maccironi" (take time to notice the hair if done correctly it will look like maccironi)

She had to go home and wash her hair after i gave her a good ole Yankee Doodle

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Connecticut Yankee

A northern liberal with good intentions who harbors racism but is oblivious to his or her part in institutionalized racism.

After Brown vs the Board of Education struck down the idea of schools being separate but equal the Connecticut Yankee thought about integrating his alma mater's basketball and football teams with newly available black players.

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stanky yankee

someone who lick groin in the morning, kiss ass all day long, drinks beer until bedtime.

I work with a stanky yankee he eats pie at 6am rolls me over gets a browner, then brown nose my boss all day, he so lazy makes me get him a mexican bedpan.

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yankee doodle

A northern redneck.

Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

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yankee television

Having the television turned on with the sound off, and playing music (typically on a stereo). Although not required, yankee television is usually accompanied by "altered" states of mind. Yankee television is so called owing to the fact that it usually done by people from the northern United States.

Since there's nothing on TV tonight, I'm just going to watch yankee television.

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