Yankee Bashem

Anyone who dislikes the New York Yankees with a passion.

James: 'Man I hope the Yankees lose tonight!'

Chris: 'You sure are a Yankee Bashem.'

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yankee bean

When someone who's uncircumsized has anal sex and finds a small speck of poop in their foreskin

My girlfriend/boyfriend and I were experimenting in the bedroom last night and they slipped me a yankee bean

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Yankee Doodle

While fuckin a girl doggy style pull out and jump onto the girls back (like a Pony) cumming in her hair while singing "stuck a feature in her hat and called it maccironi" (take time to notice the hair if done correctly it will look like maccironi)

She had to go home and wash her hair after i gave her a good ole Yankee Doodle

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Connecticut Yankee

A northern liberal with good intentions who harbors racism but is oblivious to his or her part in institutionalized racism.

After Brown vs the Board of Education struck down the idea of schools being separate but equal the Connecticut Yankee thought about integrating his alma mater's basketball and football teams with newly available black players.

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stanky yankee

someone who lick groin in the morning, kiss ass all day long, drinks beer until bedtime.

I work with a stanky yankee he eats pie at 6am rolls me over gets a browner, then brown nose my boss all day, he so lazy makes me get him a mexican bedpan.

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yankee doodle

A northern redneck.

Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

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yankee television

Having the television turned on with the sound off, and playing music (typically on a stereo). Although not required, yankee television is usually accompanied by "altered" states of mind. Yankee television is so called owing to the fact that it usually done by people from the northern United States.

Since there's nothing on TV tonight, I'm just going to watch yankee television.

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