you should see me in a crown

when you are a bad bitch and billie eilish is your fucking idol

billie eilish: "if you think im pretty, you should see me in a crown...:
someone irrelevant: "billie eilish is pretty"

me: "then you should see her in a crown."
someone irrelevant: "what does that have to do with anyth-"
me: "ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE. ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.

kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

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Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

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You wanna tell me why!

An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.

You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!

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bro you tryna kill me?

Someone scared of "hahaha"

Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?

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DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).

Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

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Do you want me to walk you back?

When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.

Sorry about that Captain.

Guy> Hey (Girl’s name).

Girl> Hey (Friendzoned guys name), Do you want me to walk you back?

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