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when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube
Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.
A phrase used to describe communist propaganda
9 Year Old Timmy: YouTube rewind was very good this year! They had Ninja!
Mother: (Disowns child)
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A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled
Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
Attention whores from YouTube, mostly females, who make random videos with cleavage or misleading thumbnails on their videos. The most notorious YouTube Whores are MeganSpeaks, TheReplyGirl, and LauraTickled.
Basically, cleavage is how they get views on their pointless shit-vids. On MeganSpeaks videos, so many people have flagged her videos for spam or misleading thumbnails that YouTube removed the flagging option from all her videos, but still leaves everyone with the option to give it a big thumbs down.
MeganSpeaks: "Jokes on you, I cant be flagged so fuck you"
MeganSpeaks: "My videos were not against YouTube guidelines and my flagging is disabled to protect me" (Protected by erected penises by YouTube staff)
Did you know YouTube Whores have a head on their shoulders? Huh...their boobs were distracting me from their shitty fucking video.
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A person who uses youtube comments to push his/her own opinion. Generally, lots of caps and exclamations are used to conceal the fact that nobody gives a fuck what they are saying.
Youtube Activist: "The Soviet system was superior to THE West! It fought for freedom and dignity WHILE the corrupt Americans strove for LUXURY!!!"
Normal Person: "lol, this is funny."
YA: "How could YOU ever say THAT, The Soviets would HAVE defeated the AMERICANS no QUESTION!!!xD!!!!"
NP: "shut the fuck up cunty and watch the video."
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A person starts a search on YouTube for a specific topic or video and then clicks on a related video. Upon the completion of this video, clicks on another related video. This continues a number of times until in the end, the videos you end up watching are in no way related to your original topic of interest.
Me: I was watching some awesome videos about botfly larvae extraction last night on YouTube.
Her: Whoa! What made you want to look at those?!
Me: Well, I started out by looking up videos on fishing for muskie and before I knew it, I YouTube drifted and ended up watching these two maggots getting removed from some dude’s back. You gotta see it!
Having a crush on someone who makes videos on youtube.
Girl 1: "OMG did you see coolguy's latest video?"
Girl 2: Yes! I have a huge youtube crush on him.
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