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Jason

v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.

My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.

by Murklewood January 3, 2017

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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game β€œCall of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.

When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.

by Austin fogg May 7, 2020

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Jason

Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.

Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo πŸ˜€πŸ†πŸ†

by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018

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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.

Hes such a Jason type.

by McChicken023 October 20, 2020

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Jason

Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.

I love jason

by Thatboijason January 12, 2021

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Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN

Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him

by Erica costel November 29, 2018

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Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt

STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES

by Fatjbgjv January 6, 2018

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