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A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
When a group of men tickle a naked woman until she pees in a cup, and promptly drinks the pee.
Let’s all have a Miami Tickler with Gina
When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock
Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock
Alex: bro word?
Jack: yeah lol
Females from Miami will cheat and lie to you and break yo heart.💯
When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.
Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)
The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?