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Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).
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The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
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The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.
“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”
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A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.
I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.
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An bad friend who owes me a fiver
Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.
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Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.
A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
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A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.
"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
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