If you know a guy named Sam he probaly thinks hes a mad drug addict but he only snorts candy. his mum is basic as hell and coudlnt be botherd coming up with a better name so she named him fucking sam.
Sam is a fucking idiot
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noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.
I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.
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One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.
Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.
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Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.
"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."
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The biggest stoner you will ever find normally hidden in the suburbs of ramsgate.
Oh my god dude you are the biggest sam ever !!!!!
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Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.
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Another word for a nugget obsession
"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"
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