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A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.
The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.
another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)
Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.