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When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.
another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)
Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab
A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.
Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
Someone who enjoys sexual activities with Fall- and Thanksgiving-themed things.
hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.