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Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs
Man the Passion of the Christ gave me bible scars
When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud
He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible
To adhere so fervently to the concept of preaching the bible to unwanting masses that you become a nuisance: bible thumper (see also: bible beater, Christ's commandos, jesus "listen to the word" your christ)
I was enjoying my afternoon, until i saw a bible-thumper on my walk. I didnt even see that book coming for my head till THWAPP
GOD DAMMIT
A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.
Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor
He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.
Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.
Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.
Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!
Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”