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The sex act of giving yourself an enema with blood (this could be anyone's) and projecting it onto your partner's face or chest
"Steve, after work treat me with a Bloody Mary."
"Nothing beats a Sunday morning Bloody Mary."
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Bloo'dy Va'gi'na n. 1. a person, generally male, who is expectorating a massive amount of drama or conflicting situations. 2. Phrase used to describe the alpha males tendacy to behave like women experiencing their menstrual cycle.
Ex: My boyfriend is being a bloody vagina. Genereally associated with the comment: I think he needs a tampon.
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Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag
Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)
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With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.
Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.
Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.
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Some one who has lost there virginity to rape or other horrible means of activity.
Man I didn't know you were a bloody virgin, that must suck?
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Adolescent game involving two participants sitting opposite each other at a small table. Taking turns, a quarter is spun and one of the players attempts to catch it upright with one finger. Achieving this, said player will fling the quarter at his opponent's knuckles which are pressed firmly against the table. If the player is unable to catch the quarter in the above mentioned manner, his turn is over.
The first player to either give up or bleed is the loser.
Note: Various coins may be substituted from small to large. The quarter is recommended, however, due to its mass, serrated edge, and relative ease of catching. In skilled hands, it is capable of delivering a one shot KO.
Scott and Greg were playing bloody knuckles in the cafeteria.
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having sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period
He wasn't able to sleep with her because she was on her period, one must be brave to fight the bloody battle.
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