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the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet
Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet
A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.
I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!
When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse
Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!