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Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.
This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.
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The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
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When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
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A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.
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cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
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its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you
man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto
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