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The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
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Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
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its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you
man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto
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A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.
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cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
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When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
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