How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

6👍 2👎

aim a cigarette

To write for a large audience.

1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.

Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette

It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...