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One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.
Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!
did you see that tweekers face? it was covered with Crank Daisies
The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes
Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.
To vigorously masturbate.
I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.
When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"