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An adult man that enjoys taking part in the sexual act of wearing a diaper and having others ridicule him for it.
Tim: "Hey! Did you see Jalen wearing a diaper? What is that about?"
Bob: "Yeah. He is a diaper humiliation boy. He is into that stuff."
its game day and you're about to doodie your pants so hard you won't have time to run to the closest chamber of commerce, that's why YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED YOUR GAME DAY DIAPER. THIS SHIT IS NECESSARY IF YOU WANNA KEEP THOSE SLIM FIT pantaloons SLIM FIT AND NOT SLIM POOPY.
johnny: GYRO I FORGOT MY GAME DAY DIAPER!!! NOOOO!
gyro: bro how could you forget your game day diaper AGAIN, how the fuck am i gonna explain this to the dry cleaners.
johnny: i can't stand you (because he is paralyzed)
In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.
"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."
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to be wildly in love with a baby or young child to the point of absurdity, particularly applied to fathers or uncles with baby girls.
He's so diaper whipped I saw him wearing a tiara and having imaginary tea with his daughter.
The baby can walk, but they never put her down. Boy, are they diaper whipped.
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John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"
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A form of child abuse used by poorly educated straight people that have sired children without thinking. This type of punishment places a child (often an adolescent) in diapers for some misdeed. In truth, this destroys a child's self-confidence and results in serious mental health issues for the child in adulthood.
Jordan's mom used diaper discipline on him when he was a teenager and that's why he's strung out on heroin today.
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A diaper mother not to be confused with a diaper daddy
Mosey on over here diaper mommy
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