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To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.
Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.
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Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...
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Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.
"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"
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The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!
Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!
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Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.
Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams
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The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
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to get hammered as a family...most applicable around christmas time
Its Christmas eve lets get fam-hammed!
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