Panzer Of The Lake

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi

Loon lake

loon lake is not a safe place to be man, family talk about family and "FRIENDS" will talk shit behind your back and shit is filled with meth heads anyways to scary to write more about this embarrassing place so long story short never come to loon lake

"Hey tugeye let's go to loon lake powwow"
"no tugeye to much snakes there"
"True aye"

Kyle Lake

A Gentleman,a scholar,and a pimp

Benjamin Franklin really was a kyle Lake.

Hedges Lake

An amazing place located in Jackson NY. If your lucky enough to have ever lived/vacationed/visited here you know that it is the place to be in the summer. Also if you grew up here you definitely learned most if not all of your partying skills from the place known simply as the lake.

Man that party at hedges lake was awesome last night.. I hope we get invited back again.

Gillytown lakes

When the guy who was picking the American golf course the PGA was gonna use for the Masters, he accidentally wrote “Augusta” on the company email, without realizing the actual course for the Masters was supposed to be Guilford Lakes Public Golf Course. Known lovingly as Gillytown Lakes by locals, this is not only the most beautiful, but the hardest golf course ever created by humankind. Not only are the views stunning, the ball is literally impossible to make in the hole without being exceptionally skilled at golf. The 6th hole is known for being lined by an impressive row of trees, which many golfers are susceptible to hit their ball into. The ball often goes into the street on the final hole, but Gillytown golfers know to play it where it lies.

Did you hear Mike shot just 1 over par on Gillytown Lakes today?

cranberry lake

A tiny ass town with a lake that is ten times the size of it. in St Lawrence County New York that nobody knows about. those who do know about it love the absolute shit out of it. Overall a great fucking place

Cranberry Lake is my favorite place in the world

Lake Nona

White ass community that over charges for houses and the schools are gross and people get shot, and they drive fancy cars just to wreck them in fastfoods places (yeah the chipotle lady) people die in lakes and theres always somone running from the police in the woods, DONT MOVE HERE. filled with white kids that swear there in the hood

Person 1: so hey where do you live i live right up there in winter garden
person 2: oh in lake nona
person 1: *RUNS*