Oil the slug

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Excuse me while I oil my slug...

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slug bug

This is where you slug someone when your in a car and see a VW Beetle. Also if you get out of your car turn it off, and get back in the game is reset so you can use already seen VW Beetles.

Hey Slug Bug no backsies!!

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by the slug and the lettuce

adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

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Slug Job

The act of your significant other latching onto your face with his or her mouth and moving it around your face, creating a trail of saliva similar to one that a slug would make.

Brooke gave me a slug job last night; I think I'm in love.

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male slug

A male slut. A guy who sleeps around more than regular guys do.

Ryce is a good lad bu a bit of a male slug, God bless him.

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Brain Slug

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.

Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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icy slug

The most iconic rapper you’ll ever meet, will go famous one day with woahhtyyy

Icy slug-“woahhh tyyy go crazyyy”

Icy slug-“ I’m a rapper and none of this relationship shit”

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