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An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.
He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.
"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)
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Some say he the best rapper alive, some say he the worst. But in the end of the day he get money.
Enough said bout Lil Wayne.
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Bruce Wayne.
(1) Batman.
(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.
(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.
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The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.
"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"
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when a song on your ipod comes on and your friends make fun of you for how gay it is and you say lil waynes in it to make it sound cool and get them to stop then change the song
in the car:
britney spears song comes on
hahaha fag
bro lil waynes in it
oh alright nvm then
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lil wayne is a "great" rapper, but i think mainly its because rap fucking sucks now, im black, and i used to listen to more rap than rock. now rap is so garbage that i listen to more rock. ol' skool rap is better than wayne, but wayne does dominate this era. but hey i guess its not hard when there's songs out called marco polo, and the WHOLE chorus is just
marco.. polo
marco... polo
marcopolomarcopolo
thats fuckin retarded. and it makes me proud that wayne is educating himself at the University of Houston, and alot of his metaphors link to people that only someone with an education would know. plus he studys ALL genres of music and even expresses them in his lyrics, he is amazing at what he does, but then again all rap used to have a story.
"..it's just me and my guitar, yeah bitch i'm heavy metalin, and you can get the fuckin led zeppelin.." - Lil Wayne
"..When You Say You Want Beef, Then I Got Yah Boy, Ill Juss Let The Big Mac Whopp Ya Boy
See My Dreads Hanging lookin like a rasta Boy, Fuck wit My Rosta An I'll Turn Into Mufasa Boy
We Run Up In Ya Casa Boy,And Blast Off Like Nasa Boy, (Uhh)" - Lil Wayne
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A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.
I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"
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