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The day a real nigga was born
Aye y’all know Des birthday on May 31st right ?
Yeah ! That’s a real nigga birthday !
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This day is when the thickest people are born
Jack says Hey thickie Alex says i am not thick Jack sayss ure about that Yes its may 12 which is when thick kids are born
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This people born on this day are gonna be the best and smartest people you Well ever meet!
People born one may 12 are the best
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a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve
he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend
i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice
he is also THE MAN !
guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one
guy one: yeah he was the MAN
guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards
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Hug your crush day
Show them how much you love and and appreciate them. You never know if they love you back! ❤️
You: *hugs crush*
Them: what was that for?
You: it’s May 28!
Them: what’s that?
You: Hug your crush day!
Them: oh. *hugs back*
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When the KINDEST, CUTEST and MOST TALENTED PERSON was born
in may 28 alec benjamin was born, he is sooooo talented go follow him or i'll burn you
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