Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
When you are run over by a 400 ton truck
My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday
that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖
miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖
The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.
A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.
Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
you're absolute dogwater bro
When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"