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The repeated patching up of a flimsy argument for a ridiculous proposition made by someone you’d think would be smarter.

Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.

Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.

Did you hear Trump’s latest claims that the election was rigged?
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

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