You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

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Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.

"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"

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Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

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Dark skin's ain't never fold

A person who never bitches out of anything.

I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh

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You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix

Preacher: You all going to hell!

Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under

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I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

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You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!