Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome
Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot
A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status
Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?
Usually ditches friends to mess with girls
Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert
Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.