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A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life
Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"
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Life style of a healthcare professional always in their scrubs. Females living the SCRUB LIFE can go from makeup to Scrubs in under 2 minutes. A CNA, CMA, RMA, LPN, and RN likely have more scrubs in their closets than regular clothes.
Friend: Girl, can I borrow a pair of heels?
Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂
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to scrub it out, is it a girl or guy to wear something very relax or scrubby, most of the time sweatpants and/or sweatshirt. a day were they "just don't care", but really they do, and are usually wearing victoria secret, so, they are scrubbing with a very clean scrubber.
Girl 1: I like you outfit.
Girl 2: Yeah, i decided to scrub it out today, my hair looks like shit.
Girl 1: Oh, well, I don't think so.
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A FUCKING dick chomping, gay, fag that should kill itself
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a gym-scrub is a guy who goes to the gym religiously and convinces himself hes getting stronger by doing his reps less and less legit each time he does it. examples would be using your legs and throwing your back to do seated row, either bouncing the bar off of your chest or leaving an 8 inch gap when doing bench press and swaying back and forth while doing curls. the more exagerated the movement the more weight the individual can lift.
friend: why is that guy hella throwing the free weights around with his body?
ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.
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when one is peeing standing up and aims his urine at the stuck on feces from a previous duece in order to scrub the feces loose.
guy 1: how was the smell in the bathroom after i took a fat dump?
guy 2: it was pretty rancid. i got to to give it a good urine scrub.
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"That new Ryan Gosling movie had me scrubbing the tub like crazy."
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