the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

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birds and bees

sexual intercourse

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

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digital bees

The shit Rake Yohn got stung with on a Viva La Bam episode.

Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF

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dosh bee

a word phil taught his kids so they could say "douche bag" without saying it.

"Kids, don't be a Dosh Bee"

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bayonne bees

Mascot to the home of sluts, troublemakers and assholes.

Their cheerleaders wear short skirts because they are the Bayonne Bees.

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sex bee

a rinne amagi. he has sex everyday with his boyfriend niki shiina. he also frequently indulges in threesomes with niki and a random (consenting) man on the streets.

YOOO IS THAT RINNE AMAGI?
WHO?
THE SEX BEE DUH.

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car bee

a bee that hangs around your car from the heat and heaps of dead bugs plastered throughout the car.

I hate fighting off these car bees for these delicious heeps of squished and crusty bugs

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