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The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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A farm boy who still owns a flip phone. He typically likes to ride on back roads and think about life in his cummins. He loves to fix up his cummins all the time, thus the auto tech.
Wow! Did you see Rick the Auto Tech? He has a new cab on his cummins!
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.45 Auto generally refers to the Model 1911 .45 caliber auto loading pistol.
Origionally designed by John Moses Browning and marketed to the U.S. Army for use by the Cavalry. The 1911 is a single-action,semi-automatic, gas blowback operated, magazine-fed pistol. It fires a 230 grain, .45ACP bullet at speeds of less than 1000 feet per second. Generally the magazine holds 7 rounds of ammunition, but larger capacities are available.
The 230 Grain slug was actually designed to stop horses in mounted cavalry battle. The 230 grain slug moves slowly, but gives up 100% of its delivered energy into 6" of tissue.
Although the 1911 was replaced by the Baretta Model 92 chambered in the less effective 9mm, the U.S. Marine Corp as well as the Special Operations community have returned it to service.
The 1911 has seen many changes over the years although no signifigant mechanical changes to its overall design. There was the release of a Colt "Series 80" model that unneccessarily included a firing pin block in case a loaded pistol was dropped. This additional safety was later discontinued. The ejection port was also lowered and flared to facilitate better ejection of spent casings.
The 1911 has undergone a rennasiance recently. Without the need for high-performance, or gimmick ammunition, the .45ACP cartridge remains one of the most effective manstopping rounds available.
Several companies make clones of this classic piece, although you do get what you pay for.
Among the higher end clones are Kimber, Les Baer, Wilson Combat, Double Star, Para-Ordinance, Detonics, and George Heinie.
Mid-Market quality clones include Springield Armory (Though they make a higher quality clone too), Rock Island Armory, Charles Daily (RI and CD are both produced by Twin Pines in the Phillipines) and Norinco of China (Yes China makes a great clone, though they are no longer imported and hard to find).
Low-end makers are Century Arms (Made by Shooters Armory) and Llama (now out of business).
The design of the 1911 is simple enough so that with a well made frame, money spent on parts, and some time with basic hand tools, all but the cheapest of the 1911 clones can be brought up to better than acceptable accuracy.
Colt still produces a version of the 1911, but they are expensive, and most are ordered through their Custom Shop with up to a 6-month waiting list.
I love my 1911 .45 Auto (not in the Biblical sense, but almost).
Feel safe at night, sleep with a .45 caliber teddy-bear.
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The game that turns even the most intelligent and polite guys into angry fools as they scream about failing another mission involving shooting hookers and crack addicts.
Hey, did you hear about that kid Leroy?
Nah, what's wrong?
He hasn't left his house for two weeks and his girlfriend issued a missing person's report. Turns out he's just been playing GTA San Andreas the whole time.
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A game that people play to make themselves feel important when they aren't. Highly overrated by the public. Winning awards it may have otherwise not have had it not been for the mass killing sprees and liscensed music involved in the game.
Person A: I love Grand Theft Auto and shooting all thems people up!
Person B: Man Grand Theft Auto sucks ass.
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A game series created by rockstar games. The first and second GTA games are for playstation, dreamcast, and Gameboy Advance. The better of the series is GTA3 and later.
GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.
GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.
GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.
In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.
GTA6 comes out october 2005.
www.rockstargames.com
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Auto parry users are people who use an exploit in Mortem Metallum to automatically and instantly parry in a radius where their enemy hits. They're fucking easy to kill if you know what you're doing.
Adrian: This auto parry user is so easy to kill!
Jacob: How? I fucking die everytime!
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