a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
The phrase "that's my bark to peel" refers to an artistic concept wherein an artist is to decide the meaning and content of their art. It can also be used in a similar way to "that's my axe to grind", meaning that it's your business to deal with.
"That's my bark to peel" as in "that's my art to create", "that's my bark to peel" as in "I dictate the meaning of my piece". In some ways this idiom can lie directly contrary to the artistic concept of The Death of the Author, a concept which has the viewer as the decider on the pieces meaning.
This idiom was created by Canadian writers Andy Zuliani and Cassie Mifflin based off Mifflin's short story "Cold Pudding and the Last Great Maritimer" wherein she included a line after her bark was stolen by artist Ruben Moller where she said "That's my bark to peel". Andy would then go on to coin the phrase's meaning while discussing her work and then further what that moment meant, telling her that "If a professor is ever making you tear apart your work more than you'd like, just tell them 'that's my bark to peel.'"
Andy: "If a professor is ever making you tear apart your work more than you'd like, just tell them 'that's my bark to peel.'"
It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.
Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.
Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?
One of many humorous names for flatulence.
Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?
the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe
ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark