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The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa
Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.
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A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball
Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
A sport that you don't see on TV, though it would be interesting.
That guy just got his glasses shattered by the basketball and the ref didn't call a foul even though he's got blood in his eyes. He's going to be in trouble if it gets much worse, why doesn't he just play regular basketball instead of KO basketball? Why does he keep doing this to himself?
(n) where angry parents and coaches harass their children for not shooting the ball at the 3 point line when there’s a defender on them at the last 3 seconds.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.
*the score is 16-13 (kids scores a foul shot)
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation
score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”
The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*