Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

bass dancer

a bass dnacer is someone who dances frantically on top of a bass at a dance or bar/bat mitzfah and flaunts thier sexy ass

yo, at that dance she was such a bass dancer, shaking that ass.

bass player

1. An oft-overlooked, semi-transparent, typically overweight, and easily replaced member of any good rock band.
2. Usually the person in a rock band with no say in any band decisions.
3. A guy who hangs out with musicians.

I can always tell when the bass player hasn't shown up because we will get something accomplished at band practice.

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Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

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dddddddrop the bass

that moment when the bass drops and everybody freaks out

dude: wait man here comes the best part
due 2: the bass drop man
DDDDDDDROP THE BASS WOWOWOWOWOWO WUBWUBWUBWUB
dude: WOWOWOW
dude 2: WOWOWOW

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Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

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bass solo

A point in a song where you can actually hear the bass.

Jamal: Killer bass solo out there tonight, bro.
Bart: You mean when the guitarist's amp shorted out for a second?

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