The ejaculate of a master online troll.
When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
A girl/boy that cakes their face in make up so much that they look like an accrual clown.
The word is very versatile in a sentence, e.g “her face is bare batter”, “she’s such a batter”, “he’s battered”
Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.
Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.
when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other
this guy is batter then this other guy