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Dracut High sucks. The catwalk leaks. Heat/AC barely ever works. Our windows are plastic. We have shitty janitors that just sit on their asses all day and smoke buts. Classes are a joke. Same with the teachers. We have the shittiest food. This school's filled with drama and sluts. The school only cares about football. It's filled with a bunch of hicks and Lowell wanabies with Boston accents. There's probably a total of 10 black kids in our school and a few of Asians and Puerto Ricans... everyone else is white. We have the most stereotypical lunch; where 200 kids are packed into a shitty cafeteria with a separate clique at each table. There aren’t too many fights, but when there is one, the whole school knows within a matter of minutes. There are STD ridden sluts roaming the halls with their tits hangin out and asses showing (not complaining). If your from here you know that the A-wing bathroom if for smoking buts. Our school is filled with fags/band geeks. 10% get good grades. About 90% are involved in sports. All of us smoke pot, drink and party. There are at least two pregnant girls currently in our school. If you go here you know what ATT stands for. Freshman suck. We won’t pass reaccreditation. We have a crazy apron lady. Everyone hates Nunbuns. Everyone has a shitty car except the random Asians that pull up in M3's or Mugen's. The ONLY thing that DHS students hate more than Dracut, is Lowell.
Dude: "Yo that chick from Dracut Senior High School was soo dope!"
Guy: "Dude I know, I smashed."
Dude: "Oh.. It was nice knowin ya. But your prob guna die of AIDS."
Kid: "Yoo keed whats goody"
Kid2: "Uhhhhhg i got such a hangover"
Kid: "Yeah that football game was illl last night bro"
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Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.
YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!
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Dracut Senior High School is the final stop on your way through the Dracut school system. It is located on Lakeview Ave. The school consists of excellent teachers for the most part. The female population consist of sluts, goths, band geeks, wannabes, and art freaks. The male population consists of jocks, meat-heads, goths, wannabes, geeks, assholes, pot heads, and scholars. Regardless of your social status almost every student is an alcoholic. During lunch the cafeteria is one huge stereotype e.g. the cool table, the goth table, the band table, the loser table, the freshmen table, the football team's table ext. The most popular thing to do on a Friday night at Dracut High is to attend a football game and to drink alcohol before, during, and after the game. Dracut High is a 98% white and if you are a black student you will either become very popular or unknown.
You slept with a Dracut Senior High School girl? You better go to the clinic.
What are you doing friday night? I'm going to the football game with you and were going to get fucked up!
Come sit next to me at lunch. I can't everyone at your tble hates me.
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Hialeah Senior High School is The breeding Place for many of Miami/Hialeahs Chonga and Chongo Population. It covers Grades 9 - 12, but most of the school's population drop out by age 16. This is one of the only schools where They serve Stale bread on sandwhiches and warm up four day old pizza for breakfast. Also, This is the ONLY school when you walk into the Administrators Office and find they're out to lunch at 6:45 AM!
Rick : Wow, She is a Huge Chonga.
Paul : She must go to Hialeah senior High School.
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A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process!
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
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Nampa Senior High School, or Nampa High for short, is set in a mid-sized city (a city with a population less than 250,000) called Nampa, of Canyon county, Idaho.
Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.
There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**
The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...
The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.
One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...
All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!
Nampa Senior High School is totally kick ass...
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Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
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