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Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)
2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?
3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven
A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.
A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"
When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.
Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"
1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.
After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.
A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman
Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."
To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.
I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX
The passenger on a tandem skydive
Tandem master>I'll take that slab of beef, suit them up.