good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances
i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties
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Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate
at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"
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Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.
Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.
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Any beer can that has been crushed towards the middle of the can, but still contains approximately half the beer of a full can.
"What the fuck is this shit, this beer is still full"
"Oh, that's just a Wolk Beer. You're bitchass can only drink ten normal beers. Me on the otherhand, I can drink like twenty Wolk Beers."
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A phrase used to describe someone or something that is absolutely frat as fuck. Something that is βso beerβ must be related to shotgunning, chugging, funneling, getting unhealthy amounts of pussy, the nelk boys, anything fraternal, etc.
βBro! Look at this badass Steve will do it funnel I just copped! βDamn dude, thatβs so beer!β
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A hobo beer is an old beer that someone did not finish. Once found the next day, especially in scary apartment basements, they are often left out in the middle of the room, as hobo bait. The logic being, if a hobo came down there, he'd drink the beer for sure. Then we'd have to whap him upside the head and straitjacket him. On acid.
Only dumbasses drink hobo beers, accidently or otherwise.
See: Lehr
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When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.
Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.
"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"
"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"
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