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Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.
Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.
Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?
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pre-dish is the "dish before the main dish". duh!
the pre-dish, dish before the main dish, is awesome...he's the appetizer!
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When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
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Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell
My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon
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When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.
"How come it always thunders before it rains?"
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white boy term meaning to choose your buddies over a chick. though generally true, this exact phrase is usually only spoken by wiggers
dude! I don't bale on us tonight for a chick, we got a case of budweiser man! HOS BEFORE BROS!
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The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.
Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!
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