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the weather is bananas in the north west part of america.
yesterday was sunny and i rode my bike, today i have 5 shirts on and snow boots. you never know what this weather will be like in this banana belt!
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During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”
“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”
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Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.
Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.
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What you wear when you're gay
Wearing a studded belt means you take it up the ass and like it.
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A belt dick is the part of the belt that sticks out after it is fastened around ones waist. It is often because the belt is too short to reach the beltloop, therefore, you end up with a belt dick hard on.
omg she must have gained ten pounds over the weekend. her belt is too short and now she has a belt dick hard on. usually accompanied by slight to severe muffin top
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A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.
Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..
Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.
Me: ORLY?
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