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Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it
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A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.
1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.
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Often a jock as$#ole (likely lives / rides exclusively in Boulder, Colorado), who not only feels bikes are equal to & deserve all rights that cars have, but feels bikes (and bike-nazi jerks like himself) are superior to autos / drivers and don't even need to follow traffic rules, stop signs, etc.
Often belligerent & arrogant when riding among or dealing with automobiles and automobile drivers.
Being mostly macho, type-A, latent-homosexual jock as$#holes (always wearing goofy looking bug-hat helmets and skin-tight, lycra bike shorts / 'penis pants'), they often flip the bird and shout epithets like "faggot" etc. at auto drivers they feel did not give them enough room or what they deem as the 'proper respect.'
Some Boulder 'bike nazi' started a fight at an intersection with an unsuspecting automobile driver whom the nazi thought had tried to cut him off.
Unfortunately the kid driving the car was armed, got scared, and shot the nazi in the face.
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When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
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That special way your butt hurts after riding a bike for the first time in a long while.
After her first bike ride this year, girl woke up with a bitchin' case of bike butt.
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A triathlon or time-trial bike. So-called due to the aggressive seat tube angle and aerodynamic qualities that are integral to its design.
"You can really get down on a Disco Bike".
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A phrased often used by overtly eccentric people to express their discomfort in whatever situation they’re currently in.
“Yikes on bikes, that urban dictionary definitely is really aggressive.”
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