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bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face

my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face

by Joe April 23, 2005

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


God Bless America

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!

by False-Profit May 12, 2011

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.

Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

by olliedidthis April 7, 2018

49πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


oh bless her heart

when southern people want to say something rude without sounding offensive

Oh bless her heart, she’s dumber than a doorknob.

by stranger fag November 22, 2017


good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone April 7, 2018