party boots

metaphorical footwear that indicates an individuals willingness or intent to engage in festive behavior or activities.

Shane has his party boots on and is ready to hit the club.

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gnarley boots

imaginary boots one puts on just before going out to get wasted.

It's Wednesday night, we got nothin' to do, let's strap on our gnarley boots. (followed by drinking/smoking until no longer coherent)

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to boot off

British term: to kick out or physically remove from

I need to boot off this incompetent employee.

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ballet boot

A fetish item; a boot that forces the toes en point, such as in ballet, with an extremely long heel.

Note: it is extremely difficult to walk in ballet boots, and thus are often for "show" only

The dominatrix looks quite sexy in her ballet boots.

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Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.

Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...

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Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

Boot Brush

A female with an especially hairy or unusually bushy vagina.

I hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush. Yep she was scary hairy.