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jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it
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Sex position where I am doing anal with Reidar his mom in an elevator.
Did Jp really fuck your mom ?
Yes he did The Brazilian Butt Lift with her.
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When a person politely and intentionally flatulates onto another person during a sexual encounter.
Joel delivered a Brazilian Krispy creme to his lover Michael.
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The act of sitting on the floor with one's legs fully extended and hands clasped together. The individual then moves his hands (still clasped) up and down vigorously and generates enough momentum to begin vibrating across the floor. This activity is strenuous and I've only seen it done once before successfully.
This can be done to impress your freinds, or strap your Bae along for the ride on your dick.
Dude 1: "Hey that dancer is sitting on the stage, what's he doing?"
Dude 2: "Gasp! He's gonna do the Brazilian Fuck Bounce!"
Audience: "Holy smegma on a cracker look at him go!"
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the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking
shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?
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The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!
bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure
bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich
the art of gouging the internal anus walls with a dull sharp object that feels good on insertion but then brings sickening pain and profuse bleeding of the backdoor region after anal penetration
A brazilian bowel gouge is fun,shitcunt decide to take home slutbag for some anal, shitcunt inserted an old square sauce bottle or a 40 pounder rum bottle to slutbags arse and unknowly tore the internal anus wall to shreads leaving the sluts dripping blood onto a face washer on the floor and toothbrush for a healthy clean smile
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