can't breathe

That guy in the gym that likes to wear size extra-small shirts to give the illusion of being bigger than he actually is. The extra small shirt always appears to restrict his breathing, hence: can't beathe.

that nigga can't breathe.

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bated breath

Become shocked, in aw, or anxious.

Im waiting with bated breath for your answer.

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Sperm breath

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!

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Breathe Carolina

The best emotronic band that ever exsisted. Their music is great for dancing, singing, screaming, crying, and cutting to!

The lead vocals are sung by David who is my future husband.
Kyle who does the screaming is going to be my best friend.

Taco: Why are you crying?

Jordan: I love Breathe Carolina so much.. I miss Will.

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pedophile breath

When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.

Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!

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fag breath

when a man's mouth smells like penis

"I know what you've been up to, fag breath!"

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Scroat breath

This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

Fuck's sake Stevie, your scroat breath's terrible today. Boyfriend had you up all night, ya big fudgie?!

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