A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
Make me a cup of tea
N.B
Not to be confused with
2. "Got one BREWING up"
A warning that your mate is Gonna Fart in a minute!
1. Brew up then will you I'm spitting feathers here!
2. If I were you I would go in other room..
Got one BREWING up and it's gonna be rancid mate
A game involving two or more players and any number of drinks, fluids, whatever have you (note: this game is best played under the influence). Imagine hot potato, but replace your usual projectile with drinks, and swap out throwing a ball or whatever with spitting the liquid into the next player's mouth, otherwise known as the "witch's brew".
After the first player has gargled for 30 seconds, they spit into the next player's mouth, and are given the opportunity to add something to the brew. Spitting out the brew (the witch's brew equivalent of dropping the "hot potato") results in elimination. Rinse and repeat the process until someone either wins by swallowing the "witch's brew" (which requires at least 4 passes of the brew between players), or is the last one standing after all others have spat out the brew.
Brody: "Ayo, did you hear this bro?"
Terry: "Nah, what's up?"
Brody: "P Diddy just got exposed for hosting competitive games of Witch's Brew at his celebrity parties."
Terry: "Sick."
The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.
"Lee you are now the brew monkey."
Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth
Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril
Asking someone to make a cup of tea.
I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.
A smelly fungi that has a tendancy to grow around beer
Benny Brew is all over the keg!